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June 2011
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!mpressive.
[Video] Japanese in Istanbul / Maras Dondurmasi /... →
i wish this was real.
Conversation overheard at a Best Buy in Texas
Customer: “Hi, my son says that I have spartans on my laptop and I should bring it to you guys.”
Sales Person: “…Ma’am? Spartans?”
Customer: “Yes, I called my son at school and told him that screens keep popping up all the time, and he said that I have spartans.”
Sales Person: “Oh! You mean trojans! That’s a possibility; let me run this analyzer on your laptop real quick and we’ll see what’s...
Tracy Morgan goes on Homophobic Tirade
30 Rock star and former SNL alum Tracy Morgan’s June 3rd stand-up routine drove offtrack, and eventually off a cliff when the comedian went on a homophobic tirade while onstage in Nashville, Tennessee. Morgan reportedly attacked President Obama for supporting the LGBT community, called homosexuality a choice, and even threatened to stab his own son to death if he ever came home from school and...
May 2011
7 posts
Things you’ve probably never thought about →
brycealexanderj:
Not a single one of your ancestors has ever failed in getting laid (Most people on tumblr will probably break the chain)
If you are 80 years old, you have lived through over 1/3 of America’s history
At one point, you were the youngest person in the world.
If a woman who is an only child has all boys (or no children at all), they are ending a chain of women that has been...